Question:
Like many students, I find myself in constant need of a nap. However, with all the time I spend complaining about my homework, it is hard to find some resting time. What's the best time to sleep during the school day?
— Underslept Undergraduate
Answer:
Hi Underslept Undergraduate,
It sounds like you are in a tough situation. Come on, let’s be real for a second. The best time to sleep during the school day is the entire school day – who needs school? Take your nap now… why not? Also, if you skip school to sleep throughout the entire day, you won’t waste any more energy complaining about school! Isn’t that perfect?
— Dr. Ask
(Disclaimer: This advice should not be taken seriously. This question was neither asked nor answered in a serious manner. If you would like to read more satire columns, visit Belmont Highpoint’s No Point column.)