Question:
What are the best ways to travel?
— Mr. Apples
Answer:
Dear Mr. Apples,
I am no travel connoisseur, but I have seen my fair share of the world. These few tips really have brightened my experience. First, you must find the most famous structure in town; although this may not be the most a-peel-ing prospect, you must commit to following the famous rule: “no photo, no proof.” If you didn’t Instagram it, who’s to say you even went? Next, you must book your trips two years in advance! You don’t want to be forced to cancel your summer in France because you would have had to sit across the plane from your friend! Lastly, don’t forget to remind your friends that you’re apple-solutely there and they’re not. Happy traveling, Mr. Apples, and I hope you enjoyed those puns! :)
— Dr. Ask
(Disclaimer: This advice should not be taken seriously, nor was the question asked in a serious manner. It is a satire piece describing what you should not do while traveling.)
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