By Helena De Figueiredo Valente :
And now, a word from our sponsors:
Because kids these days like it™
Classic Avocado Toast $10
Avocado Toast with Cream Cheese $15
Avocado Toast with Butter $15
Avocado Toast with Avocado Butter $20
Avocado French Toast $20
Avocado PB&J $20
Avocado Turkey Sandwich $20
Avocado BLT $30
Avocado Egg Sandwich $30
Avocado Banana Bread $50
Avocado Mashed Potatoes $30
Avocado Salad $40
Avocado Mac & Cheese $40
Avocado Chicken Nuggets $40
Avocado Soup $30
Avocado Potato Chips $30
Avocado Cake $40
Avocado Ice Cream $20
Avocado Chocolate $20
Avocado Cotton Candy $20
Avocado Smoothie $20
Avocado Water $30
Avocado Sticker $15
Avocado Backpack Clip $20
Avocado Plush $40
Avocado Phone Case $50
Avocado T Shirt $70
Avocado Shampoo $40
Avocado Facial Cream $60
Avocado Oil $70
Avocado Pen $20
Avocado Notebook $40
Avocado Tote Bag $60
Avocado Backpack $90
Avocado Briefcase $100
Avocado Cocktail Dress $300
Avocado Suit $500
Avocado High Heels $800
Avocado Automated Screwdriver $300
Avocado Adobe Subscription $100/month
Avocado Electric Keyboard $1000
Avocado Hotel Room $1500/night
Avocado Mattress $3000
Avocado Apartment $9000/month
Avocado Car $500,000
Avocado House $500,000,000
Avocado Private Jet $100,000,000
Avocado Private Island $800,000,000
Avocado Dog $10,000,000,000,000
Avocado Best Friend $60,000,000,000,000
Avocado Your Mom $100,000,000,000,000
Avocado Your Face $900,000,000,000,000
You Are Now An Avocado $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999
(Note: We do not sell guacamole.)