Question:
How to school?
— Fatigued Freshman
Answer:
Dear Fatigued Freshman,
As a very knowledgeable upperclassman, I can say with full honesty: I do not know. All my years at school have taught me one thing: high school is tough. Still, Belmont Highpoint has aced the ways to study and you should definitely check out these two links: How to Get A’s (https://highpointbelmont.wixsite.com/bhsnews/post/how-to-get-a-s) and How to Pass Your Classes Without Reading a Word (https://highpointbelmont.wixsite.com/bhsnews/post/how-to-pass-your-classes-without-reading-a-word). I know, right? We have mastered studying!
— Dr. Ask
(Disclaimer: This advice should not be taken seriously, nor was the question asked in a serious manner. Both of the articles mentioned above are part of Belmont Highpoint’s No Point satire column.)
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